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The role of the father is just great. It cannot be described in simple words. The relation between fathers his child is quite complicated. Sometimes it becomes quite tough and hard as there are clashes that are quite obvious. On the other hand, at some point, it becomes very emotional and low. So it is very hard to describe the relation in one word. You may have noticed that as the age of a father increases, he becomes a bit changed. This is quite normal because he suffers from various types of health issues. It is the love of a child that works far better as a medicine rather than tablets. Try to make your father even with small things.

Prepare good jokes for your father on this special day

Most of the fathers pass through a very lonely stage at an older age. He feels that he is all alone in this world and there is no one to look after him or love him. Stop him from thinking so. Prepare some Father’s Day Jokes that will make him feel happy and honored. There was a time when your father accompanies you in every decision of life. Now it’s your turn to make him feel happy and relaxed. Try these new things and he will surely feel glad to hear it.

Happy Father’s Day 2019: Jokes & Funny Jokes to Share with Dad & Make Him Smile

Father's Day Jokes

Father’s Day Jokes

Effect of a good joke:

There are immense good effects of a good joke. Let us discuss some of them.

  • Most of the jokes are written by using funny languages and this gives a smile to his face.
  • You can even prepare jokes from the daily incidents of life. That would be much better and funnier.
  • Apart from this, you can prepare some jokes from various childhood incidents. That is a great idea as it will help your father to relish the olden days. There may be many crises in his life during those days but he was happy.
  • Most of the jokes also give a very refreshing effect on both the child and his father. They can share many things. You can write those jokes and sent it to him. He will really like to read it several times, after all, it is written by his little one.

 

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Happy Father’s Day 2019 Jokes

Happy Father's Day Jokes

Jake: What does your father do for a living?

Matt: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.

Jake: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Matt: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

 

Q: What treat do dads like for Father’s Day 2019?
A: POPsicles.

 

Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!

 

Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Tom: What?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

 

Q: What did the golfer dad want for Father’s Day 2019?
A: A Tee Shirt

 

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!

 

“Have you heard of Murphy’s law?”
“Yeah.”
“What is it?”
“If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.”
“That’s right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?”
“No, what is it?”
“Thinly sliced cabbage and mayo.”

 

Q: What’s a fun Father’s Day gift for a dad who loves golf?
A: Silly putty.

 

Q: Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father’s Day?
A: He was an alley cat.

 

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Happy Father’s Day 2019 Funny Jokes

Happy Father's Day 2019 Funny Jokes

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.

 

Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

 

Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Dad: No.
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

 

Daughter: “Dad, I’m cold.”
Dad: “Go stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees.”

 

Q: What does a guy need to do to get someone to make them a Father’s Day dinner?
A: Have kids!

 

Q: What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day 2019?
A: A bear hug.

 

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Happy Father’s Day Funny Messages

Q: Why did Luke Skywalker refuse to fight Darth Vader?
A: It was Father’s Day.

 

Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

 

Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

 

Dan: I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
Jan: Was he mad?
Dan: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!

 

Man: How old is your father?

Child: As old as me.

Man: How it is possible?

Child: He became a father only when i was born.

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you argue with dad on Father’s Day 2019?
A: Because Father Knows Best.

 

Q: What kind of music did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day 2019?
A: Pop music.

 

Q: Why did the broken firecracker get a gift?
A: It’s nice to give Duds gifts on Futher’s Day.

 

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Father’s Day Jokes for Whatsapp & Facebook

Father's Day Jokes for Whatsapp

Q: What’s a good Father’s Day gift for an athletic dad?
A: Speed Stick Dadoderant.

 

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.

“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.

After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

 

Pee Wee: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
Westy: Beats me.
Pee Wee: A POPsicle!

 

Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Manny: Why?
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!

 

Father: Let me see your report card.

Son: I don’t have it.

Father: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

 

Son: “Dad, are you alright?”
Dad: “No, I’m half left and half right.”

 

Q: What do dads not want to be on Father’s Day?
A: Lawn mowers.

 

Q: Why do dads who like golf get extra pairs of socks for Father’s Day 2019?
A: Just in case they finally get a hole in one.

Get funny jokes on Father’s day 2019

There are many Father’s Day Funny Jokes that are found on various websites. You can either download it from the sites or can make your own one. Funny jokes will help your father smile. It will also give a complete piece of mind. There are several avenues by which you can wish your father on the occasion of Father’s day and make him feel happy.

Time has changed and so has changed the outlook of people. Due to the changing lifestyle, each and everyone has to pass through hectic schedules. They often forget their duties and responsibilities towards their family. This should not be forgotten at least in the case of parents. Do something creative so that you can make them feel your presence and express your love for them.

Q: What’s the first thing a dad does on Father’s Day?
A: He wakes up!

 

A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“ …Which bus would I take home?”

 

Pee Wee: How is the baby bird like its dad?
Westy: How?
Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.

 

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!

 

Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.

 

Q: Where do dads like to dance on Father’s Day?
A: Golf clubs.

 

Q: Why didn’t dad get a Father’s Day gift on time?
A: It was chocoLATE.

Mary is the Junior Writer at GadgetFreeks. She has previously worked at Alnsights, ExitEvent, and InterpidMedia. She loves to read stories of startups and share it with the Audience.

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